If You Don't Think Agents Are Valuable, Do It Yourself

And I mean that literally. Do it yourself with no begging for free property advice, free help, free negotiations help, free real estate location services, free answers to "how do I deal with this problem?" and not least of these, nobody to blame but yourself and nobody to sue when something goes wrong because you didn't understand something important.

One of the things I do to generate business is talk about bargain properties I've found that current clients aren't interested in, for whatever reason. Maybe it's a bit too much of a fixer. Maybe the location just doesn't work for them. Maybe it just looked so interesting I checked it out despite not having a current client it may be right for. It's not like a listing agent or owner with any kind of clue is going to object to having somebody else think their property is worth a closer look!

This is one e-mail exchange I went through recently. It's not at all uncommon.

Please tell me the address of this property in La Mesa so I could drive by and I will use you as a buyers agent.

This was my reply

Good to hear from you and I look forward to meeting with you!

Here's what we do: We get together, and we both sign a standard CAR non-exclusive agency agreement, which says precisely what you just typed. If you don't buy the property, no obligation is incurred. Neither of us has anything to lose by signing such an agreement. In fact, the only way I gain is by finding properties for you that really are better values than anything else - enough so that you want to buy them.

You don't like the property, you have no obligation whatsoever. This way, neither one of us is risking anything, and if you don't like my work, you can terminate the relationship at any time.

The reply is illuminating. This is the entirety:

I sign nothing but my paycheck

Note that he still has not so much as told me his full name. No phone number either. And when I note that being able to find and recognize this sort of property might be a valuable skill, and doesn't he think that someone who 1) recognizes a valuable commodity that no one else has, 2) points it out to you and 3) enables you to get an all around better bargain deserves some compensation, this was the reply:

Just what I need another low life realtor. You guys are a dime a dozen. YOu mean years of ripping people off for every nickle that you can squeeze out of them. Get a real job I have one. Don't bother responding your trash.

Aside from his desperate need to repeat eighth grade or invest in a better word processor, the charitable interpretation of this reveals an all too common mindset: that of unconscious incompetence. Less charitable but happens constantly: This person is trying to make use of my ability to find and recognize bargains without paying the price for that expertise: Using me as a buyer's agent. And make no mistake - in either case, this person is trying to prove that agents are worthless by getting me to provide one of the major reasons you need an agent, free of charge. Suppose I asked you to work for a week without pay, or your employer volunteered you for a week of unpaid work? That's the equivalent situation. And to accuse real estate agents of being lowlifes because they won't do this is different because...?

If you don't think finding and recognizing such a property is a skill - and a valuable skill at that - do it yourself. The fact is that if you could, you wouldn't be asking me to do it for you. The times when I search places other than the publicly available MLS to find real bargains are vanishingly rare. I can find bargains there because 1) I know what to look for, 2) I know what to avoid, 3) I am very good at spotting problems, and 4) When I don't spot any big problems, I've got a reasonable basis to believe that this really is a bargain. If this describes you, you might not need me. Mind you, any number of people who don't need a full service agent still prefer to use one due to time and liability concerns, but if you know everything a conscientious agent does about property and negotiating and the law and the market you are looking in, why haven't you got a license of your own? That you haven't taken the test is a "fooling yourself" answer - California's test doesn't cover ten percent of what a good agent or loan officer needs to know, and is one of the harder ones. The fact is that it is much easier to get licensed than to actually know what you're doing, so if you're not licensed, how could you possibly know what you're doing? In logic, this is called necessary but not valid. In other words, you don't know what you're doing. if you were on a game show, you'd be being told, "Thank you for playing," as they ushered you off camera in favor of the new contestant. (Many of my articles are aimed at helping you defeat the necessary but not sufficient condition of a licensee who doesn't know what they are doing, or won't do it despite knowing).

How offering a skill for sale makes me - or anyone else - a lowlife is beyond me. If you don't need the skill, don't buy it. But if you need the skill, you are expected to pay the price. This is called commerce, and the fact that you may think it is a worthless skill does not make it so, especially as you try to trick the person into performing it for free based upon a false promise. This person, and many others, has tried to get me and other agents to perform it for free under false pretenses. Does this sound like a worthless skill when it is so apparently valuable that people try to scam you out of it? Actually, I'm not certain there is such a thing as a worthless skill, but there are skills that aren't worth anything to me. I don't need anyone to make candles by hand, and am definitely not willing to pay anything for it. This doesn't mean there aren't quite sane people willing to pay a high premium for hand-made candles, but you don't find me among them, trying to get hand-made candles for free. If you really don't think what agents do is valuable, don't try and scam them into doing it for free. Do it yourself.

I do have some small element of understanding for some of these people. The NAR and various state realtor organizations have positioned the profession as a bottleneck or a tollbooth upon a highway. Trying to make people pay the toll because it appears they don't have any choice. Guess what? People have a choice. There is no legal requirement whatsoever to use an agent at all in any state I'm aware of. I can't make you pay me and I certainly won't even try to force you, but neither will I work for free. I have to feed my family somehow, and if I can't make money being an agent, I'll go do something else - but I certainly won't work as an agent for free in my spare time! I will give you reasons why I'm worth a lot more than I make in terms of the client's bottom line, and I will certainly put myself forward as being a particularly good example of an agent and loan officer. Not only is it objectively true in my case, that's how businesses succeed. But if you don't want to pay for my expertise, that's fine. I'll keep looking for those who are willing. But don't accuse me or anyone else of being a lowlife because we won't work for free.

Here are some cold hard facts: if this guy was finding this sort of bargain on his own, he wouldn't be emailing me. He'd be in escrow, if not already moved in to the property of his dreams. If what I was offering wasn't more attractive to him than what he has found on his own, he would never consider emailing me. If he was able to recognize bargains like I can, he wouldn't be looking where I advertised. In short, everything about his response and the fact that he did respond shouts out that he does consider what I do valuable. So which is correct: The cheap ego shot when I won't give him what he wants for free, or his desire for the results of that skill? Is the skill worthless and am I a lowlife, or is the skill valuable, do his actions tell the world that he considers it to be valuable, and is his response when he can't get it for free entirely too much like Aesop's "Fox and the Grapes"?

If you really don't believe you need an agent and that you can do it on your own, you shouldn't be looking for an agent willing to work for free like this. And like any other situation where someone is pretending an answer is different from the real answer, pretending doesn't make the answer any different, political spinmeisters notwithstanding. All pretending otherwise does is give the pretense needless opportunity to damage you and everyone around you. In the case of a real estate transaction for half a million dollars or more, that's quite a bit of damage indeed.

There are those who would have you believe agents don't do anything, or don't do anything valuable enough to warrant what we make. Some of them are themselves sharks that agents protect you from. Some of them have competing products of their own to sell. Some of them just look at the raw number of dollars and don't understand what anyone could do to earn that sort of money or don't understand how much a good agent who wants to stay in business needs to do. You're welcome to believe any of them. But if you do believe them, go do it yourself. Don't try to get agents to work for free - all that says is that you do recognize the value, but are unwilling to pay for value received. And don't get upset when anyone with more than an hour or so in the business recognizes the game you're playing for what it is - a scam intended to defraud them. Finally, if you're tired of playing this game because all it does is cause frustration, stop playing it and start working honestly with one or more agents. The good ones who know what they're doing are more than willing to bet their skills and their time that they will get the job accomplished, with no upfront cost to you.

There are lots of things that any intelligent agent will happily do for free, on speculation of eventually landing a client. I certainly do. But there comes a point where there is real skill and real time and real liability on the line, and if you're not willing to sign up with them at that point, any agent with more than about an hour in the business is going to realize what you're up to.

Caveat Emptor

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